*PUNCHES A WALL* MY FRIENDS ARE SUPER ATTRACTIVE
*THROWS A CHAIR OUT THE WINDOW* MY FRIENDS ARE SUPER ADORABLE
*CLIMBS TO THE TOP OF A MOUNTAIN AND SWAN DIVES OFF OF IT* MY FRIENDS ARE GODDAMN BEAUTIFUL AND I LOVE THEM A LOTTT
the best part about the inevitable chaos caused by hussie posting the final homestuck update is going to be people who weren’t visibly homestucks coming out of the woodwork to talk about it. talking and acting as though we were homestucks all along. you wake up one morning and we all have fucking shipping grids. your phone rings and you pick up and your fucking grandma is going to talk to you about rosemary. welcome to hellstuck
I may have taught this spider to knit.
I was finishing the last 20 rows at the park, when this little spider wandered over to me, It climbed up my knitting bag, and walked all up and down the piece, then climbed onto my hand and watched me for a couple rows.
After the second row it started waving it’s front four legs as if to get my attention. Once I was looking at it, it started pulling silk from its spinneret, and fiddling with it. I don’t know if it was knitting or purling as it was quite small scale, but every few seconds it would stop and look up at me to see if I was still watching. After a little bit I moved it to one of the vines overhanging the archway I was sitting in, and it went about its business.
This wasn’t the only unusual thing that happened at the park today, but it was the most unusual.
Maybe it thought you were a spider
I’m gonna level with you that’s the fucking cutest shit I have ever fucking heard of okay I want a little spider that knits not sits menacingly above my bed at night threatening to fall into my mouth.
omgz that is amazing
Spider comes along and see what you’re doing and says “hey, I can do that! watch!”
CG: IT’S PROBABLY FOR THE BEST OUR RACE IS GONE, ANYWAY.
CG: IF THE FOLLOWERS HAD FOUND ME I WOULD HAVE JUST BEEN A DISAPPOINTMENT.
Even the lab doesn’t take itself seriously
blue lips // regina spektor
he stumbled into faith and thought, “god, this is all there is,”
the pictures in his mind arose and began to breathe
and no one saw and no one heard, they just followed lead
the pictures in his mind awoke and began to breed