Something is rattling the wire screen on one of my windows nOPE NOPE ABORT
When spoken word artist Brenna Twohy tells you that she is an unabashed devotee of all things “Potterotica” — erotic fiction based in the magical universe of Harry Potter — your response probably shouldn’t be that her taste is “unrealistic.”
I’m happy to be getting to the point where I don’t have to feel weird about enjoying fanfiction, or having written a bunch of it. Partly it’s that the fandom experience has become more broadly shared. Partly it’s that I stopped giving a shit.
And as for why I like the porny sort of fanfiction, see above. She says it better.
I like sex with context. I like sex when it involves fully fleshed out characters. I like the backstories. I like feeling like these people do other things when they aren’t having sex.
If you do not reblog this, the pasta gods will make sure all of your pasta is stuck together and the sauce is burnt.
Not In Love
The relationship between man and shark is more complicated than it seems.
An Illustration about love, loathing and linguini.
look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.
Im in love with Chris Pratt
Update: he’s also going to my college! Okay so this means I have to socialize more but I can do that. We’re both hella awkward, but we can do that.