7 minutes ago on August 21, 2014

Something is rattling the wire screen on one of my windows nOPE NOPE ABORT




34 minutes ago on August 21, 2014

rosalarian:

greenonthursdays:

huffingtonpost:

WHY THIS WOMAN WOULD RATHER READ HARRY POTTER EROTICA THAN WATCH PORN

When spoken word artist Brenna Twohy tells you that she is an unabashed devotee of all things “Potterotica” — erotic fiction based in the magical universe of Harry Potter — your response probably shouldn’t be that her taste is “unrealistic.” 

Watch her full monologue here. 

(Source: National Poetry Slam uploaded by Button Poetry)

I’m happy to be getting to the point where I don’t have to feel weird about enjoying fanfiction, or having written a bunch of it. Partly it’s that the fandom experience has become more broadly shared. Partly it’s that I stopped giving a shit.

And as for why I like the porny sort of fanfiction, see above. She says it better.

I like sex with context. I like sex when it involves fully fleshed out characters. I like the backstories. I like feeling like these people do other things when they aren’t having sex.




56 minutes ago on August 21, 2014

footballgermany:

If you do not reblog this, the pasta gods will make sure all of your pasta is stuck together and the sauce is burnt. 




1 hour ago on August 21, 2014

chapmen:

literally wtf the fuck




1 hour ago on August 21, 2014
benmarriott:

Not In Love
The relationship between man and shark is more complicated than it seems.
An Illustration about love, loathing and linguini. 

benmarriott:

Not In Love

The relationship between man and shark is more complicated than it seems.

An Illustration about love, loathing and linguini. 




1 hour ago on August 21, 2014
Stooooooop [giant crash three seconds later]

Stooooooop [giant crash three seconds later]




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5 hours ago on August 20, 2014

kaonashizen:

bleu:

look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.

Im in love with Chris Pratt




5 hours ago on August 20, 2014

Update: he’s also going to my college! Okay so this means I have to socialize more but I can do that. We’re both hella awkward, but we can do that.