[groans] I don’t want to do my German poetry project though
DM: Look, Chaotic Neutrals don’t just beat up people in taverns for no reason.
CN Ranger: I have a sudden change of heart and become Chaotic Evil.
DM: Roll for midlife crisis.
coming out of the closet? no. i’m coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just fine gotta gotta be down because i want it all
Blanket statements against cis, straight, white (often male) people used to make me uncomfortable.
pickup line: hey girl do you want to make a fragile human connection in the vast and unfeeling infinity of a chaotic universe
these seals totally ruined this guys tent and when he comes back they all look so surprised at what they did